Yes my cherubs, today is another post that has something to do with food. It can be applied to many other subjects, which I shall try and allude to, but it will start off on food.
As you are aware, I am a fan of a bit of crap tv, who isn’t? The Biggest Loser (as discussed previously) is a must watch in our place and Come Dine With Me is also series linked. Firstly before I get into the main topic can I please take a minute to big up Dave Lamb – the voice over on Come Dine With Me. Get that man his own show!! ‘The Dave Lamb Show’ it would be awesome. Why he has not yet won comedy awards I will never know. I don’t know why but I just get the vision that he is a little, grey haired fella with glasses just saying the first thing that comes into his head. It makes for great tv so go for it son.
Now that my homage to the great Lamby is over let’s talk about the main subjects of Come Dine With Me and that is the contestants. Why on god’s great earth would you apply to go on a tv cookery programme if you don’t eat anything?! This week there is a highly exciting competition hotting up from Hertfordshire. The winner is a complete mystery still, there is no clear favourite, such intrigue and interest. There is one woman on it though, when reading the first menu which included lamb stew and ice cream with rose water, said to both of those dishes ‘I won’t be trying either of them.’ You never know you may even like it?! she obviously likes her Pizza and Chips and Pie n Mash. There is nothing wrong with that but why the hell go on the show if you are not going to try anything and you readily admit you are a fussy eater?
There is as much point the fussy eater people going on the show as there is me going on a modern art show. I have less than no interest in modern art and therefore should not be on it. The best part about it is that they then complain that they don’t like the food?!?! What on earth were they expecting to happen? Well at least they are not going on a talk show telling the world that they sleep with their close relatives or something.
A lot of the people that go on the show quite clearly don’t need the money. I am pretty sure they just go on to show off their houses or their lifestyles. Who can afford the most expensive bottle of wine or piece of meat, that is what it turns into. Now before you say ‘why the hell do you watch it then’ I will answer you, because I love it. It is so good to look at people try and impress and fail miserably whilst El Lambo is ripping them to shreds, give me more. That is the thought for today, tune in tomorrow for something else. Laters
Just wanted to let you know that I am enjoying your rants! Especially the one about eh Jersey/Geordie Shore...what a bunch of twats! Anyway, I saw noone had commented so wanted to make sure you knew someone was at least reading!!
ReplyDeleteHope all is well down under mate!